-- As if we don't have enough to worry about II:
Snakes have learned to open doors!
-- Internet Outrage of the Day:
You know that saying, 'If you don't have something nice to say ...'? Well, Serena clearly didn't get the memo. Did she really say that the Steubenville rape victim "shouldn't have put herself in that position" and is lucky it wasn't worse? Oh no, she didn't!
-- Kids hate naps. Kids love pancakes:
So, cops say, this day-care operator hit upon a plan -- crush some nappy time meds in their breakfast. Next thing you know, she's posing for a mugshot.
There you go. All you need to know to get an early start to your morning.